What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line