What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

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What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.