Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
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Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
The ounce
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.
Because its a bit too sow...
They shake hands.
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.
If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.
Peekaboo.
that will be an extra $50."
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
They always talk about how they're from New York.
Namast (nah-ima-stay)
They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".