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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

What's the pound's new name?

The ounce

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

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Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

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Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.