Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

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