Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

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What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes