Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

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What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.