What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.