What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.