What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.