What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

How are new marriages just like LOST?

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.