What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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Whats the difference between Genders and The Twin Towers?

There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.

What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...