What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.