What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself