What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"