What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.