Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

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What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

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What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

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Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

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