Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

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The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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WomanBreastsR Divided

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Tyrone

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

What do you call a stoned Irishman?

A baked potato.

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

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Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman