Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.