Because it was stationary.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
MC Escher
Need for Speed.
Speed while driving past a speed camera.
you get a Hyperlink ...
Does it matter?
To slow down speeding geese!
Miav.
Speed bump ahead
Need for speed.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
To keep geese from speeding!
The knock speeds up.
Batman!
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
Full speed ahead!"
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82
At C level
Because he was going *to fast*!
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Because it never gets better than a 'C'.
A: The knocking always speeds up.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Quit Russian.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Racist.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Thank you for your patients.
Full speed ahead
Speed is relative, officer."
It was speeding in a high shear zone
Michael Schumacher.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
a Filipino
fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
A Wookie mistake!
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
God speed.
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
An attornity.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
It was unmiscible.
An udder disaster
A pizza can feed a family
A large pizza can feed a family.
Rover Flows Out Of You.
