Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.