Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.