Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

Gobble Jokes More Gobble Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

Second Caribou Jokes More Second Caribou Jokes

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Litterbug Jokes More Litterbug Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.