What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

Previous Random Joke Next
Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Gobble Jokes More Gobble Jokes

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.