What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

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What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go