What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Shame Jokes More Shame Jokes

What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!