Shame Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

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Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!

Slot Jokes More Slot Jokes

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

What's a boxers favorite joke?

Punchline.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.