How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

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How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma