How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.