How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex