When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

House Jokes More House Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"