Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.