Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)