Because it was cheesier said than done.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
He couldn't handle his lacquer
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)