Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)
Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."
Phuket, I don't know...
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
Take the P out of him.
Count Quackula.
The feet
Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
Because it was cheesier said than done.