What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !