What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you?

M'laria.

What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles