Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

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What's hairy and has five fingers?

A thalidomide's armpit

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.