What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.