Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar