What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar