Allahu Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!