Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

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What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.