Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!