Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

What is a doctor's most important quality?

Patience!

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience