What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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Force of habit.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.