What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!