Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.