The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Girl: No, I am a dentist.
A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..
Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it
They both work with crust.
They don't work.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
To make A TP
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
Phlegmish