Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back