What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC