What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!