What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!