What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.