What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.