What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"