Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out