Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.