Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Basketball Team Jokes More Basketball Team Jokes

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.