Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

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What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.