What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.