How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

Swab Jokes More Swab Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.