How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Swab Jokes More Swab Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.