What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

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How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.