What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

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What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)