What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

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What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!