Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

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Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

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What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.