Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ?

Montana.