How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

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How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.