How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver