How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.