How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...