What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.