How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

Previous Random Joke Next

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.