How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!