How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

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How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie