What are you waiting for?

A car.

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!