What are you waiting for?

A car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.